Sunday, April 14, 2013

OYIBOS STUDY REVEALS THAT LOOKING AT BUSTY WOMEN FOR 10 MINUTES A DAY CAN PROLONG YOUR LIFE

Lol. I promised myself not to laugh while typing this post - but I can't help it.

Some Germans scientists who had no better research to conduct have just completed a study which reveals that staring at busty women for 10 minutes a day is good for your health and can prolong your life, they discovered this after 5 years of wanking at busty women research. In fact, they claim it is better for your health than going to the gym. Dr Karen Weatherby an expert on ageing/ author at New England Journal of Medicine wrote;

“Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of well-endowed females is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out, ...S3xual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There’s no question – gazing at large br3asts makes men healthier.”

The men who were told to stare at bosoms over a D-cup daily had lower blood pressure and slower resting pulse rates and also decreased their risk of coronary artery disease.


Guys, will you practise this to prolong your life? Ladies with less than a D-CUP, to prolong your husband/ partners life, will you encourage him to practise this?


I cant believe I just asked that question.

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