The Diddmeister and professional thong model Upton were apparently seen having a good old snog in front of everyone at a Miami club, but it’s all been sadly denied.
People – perhaps with visual impairment – said they had seen them kissing furiously in March and having dinner last week in New York.
But the pair ranted on Twitter to tell their brief/tragic tale – although there’s still a slight chance they could now realise the error of their ways and get it on.
Puff man, 43, wrote rather sternly: “Attention all Media. I don't even know Kate Upton personally! I'm not dating her! What's being reported is not true. END of story!"
While Kate, who recently broke up with some hunky baseball player Justin Verlander referred to them ‘sucking’ each other’s faces off.
She wrote: “Really??? Not at all true... '@TheCut: .@KateUpton and @IamDiddy seen sucking face and dining out!' "
Sucking? That would have been impressive.
Smelling a publicity opportunity a mile off, he then went on to promote his rumoured girlfriend Cassie’s latest mixtape. Again, with a firm command.
He wrote: "ATTENTION MEDIA! YOU KNOW WHAT IS TRUE THOUGH? @CassieSuper NEW MIXTAPE #ROCKABYEBABY COMES OUT TOMORROW ON http://DATPIFF.COM BANG BANG.”
Plus he has FIVE children - one of which is 18, so only two years younger than Kate. However in celebrity terms that's perfectly normal. Dull, even.
So it’s not true. Unless they’re having some brilliantly sordid threesome affair.Meanwhile, TMZ have reported drug abuse in Diddy's kid's household.
Former nanny Dawn Drago has claimed Puff's twin daughters were regularly exposed to drugs at his ex Kim Porter's home.She's alleged the six-year-olds were once covered 'in a white powdery substance', once found a bag containing powder and clear capsules, and Porter chain-smoked pot.
Oh, and Drago also claims Porter verbally and violently abused her before firing her last year.
And we thought we had it bad.
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